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^ That’s the foot of Nick Jones.
This probably needs an explanation.
So there’s this game where you have a bonfire full of logs, and people crazy enough to grab the charring logs and throw them at each other at speeds of up to 25 mph at distances up to 40 feet.
The orange embers are a true spectacle as they travel through the night air…all until you realize that the orange embers are heading right towards you, and they are attached to a 3 foot (former) tree branch which you can’t see in the dark.
…And when one hits you in the foot, that’s what it looks like.
I didn’t even see the movie, but I had to have my name in the credits.
Wait…OU?
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A few weeks ago I was thinking to myself, “Wouldn’t it be great if I could charge my phone while I was sleeping?”
After searching for our residential electrical schematics, and house blueprints…And failing…I found a solution.
One night, my phone fell in-between my mattress and the headboard, and after reaching into the dark abyss, I discovered that there is an electrical outlet right behind my bed.
Problem solved.
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This is my friend, Bryon.
He is a professional model.
